Having a bad day? Just think to yourself it’s not as bad as being in a knife fight with a robot. Unless you are in a knife fight with a robot, in which case you’re kinda screwed.
Dad’s officially old…
he forgot my birth day
What's up people, Sarah here. I'm born and raised in America. I'm a fan of country music, farm & gun shows, and support the right to bare arms. If you don't like that, you can shove it. Call me what ever you want, go ahead, talk about me behind my back or to my face, I won't care. But say a word against my friends, my country, my God or my family.... and I'll give you something to talk about. Cuz over here, we protect the young, respect the old, honor our soldiers, and stand up for what we believe. Over here, born and raised, in the good ole USA.
Having a bad day? Just think to yourself it’s not as bad as being in a knife fight with a robot. Unless you are in a knife fight with a robot, in which case you’re kinda screwed.
he forgot my birth day
So I was at the mall with my friends the other night and it was really packed (the other nearby mall requires parental supervision on weekends.) I went with my friend E, from another school district. Some of my friends moved and changed districts to over their. Anyway, it was like 8 or 9 and we were waiting for our parents to come, as the mall was closeing and only the movie theater area was open. E saw some of her friends,which were also some of my friends. We were all hanging out, being hyped up on sugar. my friend A had a giant pixie stick and was like “what am i going to do with this?” She ended up putting it down her pants. Then there was a fight or something near the mall, so a cop was running past and B stopped him and made him give her a high five before getting out of his way. I was like “Only my friends… Wow, just wow.”
In under 15 hours: i read the book and wrote the report. Gonna be worst grade in my life. Parents gonna kill me…
What do u mean “human”? I’m ovbiously a unicorn… Lol, uhhhh, probaly trick-or-treating as an evil clown when i was 2….
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