Having a bad day? Just think to yourself it’s not as bad as being in a knife fight with a robot. Unless you are in a knife fight with a robot, in which case you’re kinda screwed.
(via twicr)

Dad’s officially old…

he forgot my birth day


Wow, just wow

So I was at the mall with my friends the other night and it was really packed (the other nearby mall requires parental supervision on weekends.) I went with my friend E, from another school district. Some of my friends moved and changed districts to over their. Anyway, it was like 8 or 9 and we were waiting for our parents to come, as the mall was closeing and only the movie theater area was open. E saw some of her friends,which were also some of my friends. We were all hanging out, being hyped up on sugar. my friend A had a giant pixie stick and was like “what am i going to do with this?” She ended up putting it down her pants. Then there was a fight or something near the mall, so a cop was running past and B stopped him and made him give her a high five before getting out of his way. I was like “Only my friends… Wow, just wow.”


BOOK REPORT…. DONE

In under 15 hours: i read the book and wrote the report. Gonna be worst grade in my life. Parents gonna kill me…


Q
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
A

What do u mean “human”? I’m ovbiously a unicorn… Lol, uhhhh, probaly trick-or-treating as an evil clown when i was 2….



…It’s watching you…..

…It’s watching you…..